Tag: Bachelorette.com

Bride-to-Be Sash – Pink with Martinis

Bride-to-Be Sash - Pink with Martinis - Clearance! Looking for a sweet and sexy bride-to-be sash? The Martini and Stars Bride to Be Sash is a silky sash that's bright pink and fun! Covered in martinis and stars, this Bride-to-Be Sash is perfect for the sophisticated bachelorette. Or your the bride-to-be who's known for her love of martinis! We like the Martinis and Stars Bride-to-Be Sash because it's well-made and affordable. This sash won't rip or fall apart during the big night out, and it's inexpensive to boot. Sashes are great ways to draw attention to the bachelorette on her big night out. Make her moment in the spotlight memorable with the Bride-to-Be Sash. Sashes are also wonderful because they'll fit almost any girl-no need to worry about sizing. She can wear a sash with almost any outfit too. 1 Martinis and Stars Bride-to-Be Sash.

Bridesmaid Sash – Black Diamante

Bridesmaid Sash - Black Diamante The Black Diamante Bridesmaid Sash is one of our nicer sashes. This silky, gemstone-studded sash features silver print that reads, "Bridesmaid." Below the writing, small gemstones spell out "Bachelorette." The Black Diamante Bridesmaid Sash looks best over a white tank or t-shirt. That way it will really stand out, and so will your bridesmaids! This sash matches the Black Diamante Bachelorette Sash. Match your bachelorette to your bridesmaids for a stunning look.

A Strap-On Beer Dispenser – For the Penis Pour

A Strap-On Beer Dispenser - For the Penis Pour Have you ever felt like you needed to pour beer from your (non-existent) dick? I mean, if penises poured beer, the world would be a better place. Blowjobs would definitely be more prevalent. Sex would come with a nice buzz. Enter Brew Ballz. The Strap-On Brew Ballz are the ultimate drinking accessory. This plastic dick wears just like your favorite strap-on (just kidding, we know it's impossible to pick a favorite). Instead of a dildo, you'll brandish a large, empty cock that holds up to 24 ounces of beer! Give the dick-shaped container a good squeeze, and it will piss out some beer. Put it straight into the bachelorette's mouth, or into a cup. Can you imagine the photos and drunken good times with this one? Brew Ballz guarantees hilarity. Adjustable strap wears around your hips. Penis fills through a small hole at the top.

Bachelorette Sash – Pink Flashing

Bachelorette Sash - Pink Flashing Adorn your bachelorette with the Flashing Pink Bachelorette Sash. She'll look beautiful in this soft pink sash. The Flashing Pink Bachelorette is light pink and features dark pink lettering. Five blinking red lights adorn the front of the sash. The Flashing Bachelorette Sash is easy to turn on. There is a pocket on the inside of the sash that contains the on/off switch. Take your bachelorette out on the town for her bachelorette party in the Flashing Pink Bachelorette Sash. Everyone will see her!

Mr. Stud Inflatable Love Doll

Mr. Stud Inflatable Love Doll Looking for a male guest of honor for your bachelorette party? If you're like me, you prefer the strong, extremely silent type, with an eight inch penis. That may seem specific, but I know what I like. If you share my preferences, Mr. Stud is the man for you. Mr. Stud is a life-like blowup doll with an 8" penis and realistic, full-color face. Blowup dolls are great for the bar, and as giant floaties at pool parties. Really, though, Mr. Stud will be welcomed at any bachelorette party. Who could turn away that darling face? Note: Mr. Stud's penis isn't a dildo, but an extension of the blowup doll. Sorry, ladies. You could always buy a cheap dildo and tape it to him, though... I'm sure he wouldn't mind. He's not really the type to complain about not being all the satisfaction his woman needs. He's not really the type to complain about anything.

Pin the Cock on the Jock

Pin the Cock on the Jock The Pin the Cock on the Jock Game is a hilarious and sexy variation of a Pin the Tail on the Donkey style game. Instead of donkeys and tails, Pin the Cock on the Jock includes a poster of a handsome hunk, along with 15 pieces of possible manhood. The Pin the Cock on the Jock poster is double sided and features a white guy on one side, and a black guy on the other, to ensure that everyone can get the satisfaction they want out of this game. Pin the Cock on the Jock is a lot like another game we carry, Pin the Macho on the Man. Either one guarantees a great time. Both feature sexy guys and silly phallic game penises. I mean, game pieces. They're quite similar games, the only difference is what the goofy game pieces look like. But it doesn't matter much; they're all hilarious. Pin the Cock on the Jock is one of our most popular bachelorette party games. It's hilarious and raunchy, and easy to play. All you need to supply is a blindfold and pins or tape. The rest of the game comes in the box. Great bachelorette party fun doesn't get much easier than this. Contains: 1 24" by 36" color poster and 15 wacky game pieces. We would list each of the pieces individually to give you a more complete inventory, but that would be giving some of the fun away.

Pussy Pop – A Strawberry Vagina Sucker

Pussy Pop - A Strawberry Vagina Sucker The Pussy Pop Vagina Sucker is the first realistic vagina lollipop that we've carried. This actually surprises me. We have a couple vaginal items, but none so detailed, and none that are made for hours of licking. The Pussy Pop gives your bachelor something to do during the bachelor party. It's one way for him to get some action without actually boning the stripper. We like the Pussy Pop because you can give it to your bachelor for many reasons. For one thing, it will keep him occupied and off the strange. You could also give it to him to remind him that he's pussy-whipped. You could also gift him with the Pussy Pop if he's known around town for his Cunning Linguist skills. On the flipside, if he's known not to go downtown ... the Pussy Pop would be the perfect vehicle for oral sex lessons. The Pussy Pop has a good strawberry flavor. Yeah, we licked one. We know what the ladies like. 1 Pussy Pop Vagina Lollipop per package.

Bride to Be Sash – Black Diamante

Bride to Be Sash - Black Diamante The Black Diamante Bride to Be Sash is one of our nicer sashes. This silky, gemstone-studded sash features white print that reads, "Bride to be." On either side of the white writing, small gemstones spell out "Bachelorette." The White Diamante Bride to Be Sash will go great with pretty much any outfit, but it definitely looks best over a white tank or t-shirt. That way it will really stand out, and so will your bachelorette! Although, let's be honest. Your bachelorette is going to stand out no matter what. Chances are there won't be any confusion when everyone at the bar sees who all the other girls are buying shots for, deflecting guys off of, and lifting up above their heads. Still, even if she doesn't need any help being identified, your bachelorette will love the way this sash makes her look and feel!