Tag: Bachelorette.com

Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker

Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker Ladies, allow me to tell you about one of the most beautiful penises I've ever seen. It was big. Well, not humongous enough to be scary, but big. It was girthy. It had a perfect pink head. And it was chocolate. Yes, girls, this is that penis. It's the tasty Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker. The Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker is a whole lotta chocolate dick. Four inches long, to be exact. Running down the sucker, from the tip, is a gush of white stuff. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be. Glue? Caulk? Caulk sounds about right. This sweet sucker is made from molding chocolate and tastes just like the kind you may have had when you were young. 1 Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker.

Inflatable Penis Ring Toss – Stands 3 Feet Tall

Inflatable Penis Ring Toss - Stands 3 Feet Tall Inflatable Penis Ring Toss Game is a hilarious game of ring toss that features a three foot penis! I don't know about you, but I rarely get to see three foot penises; I think it's been at least a few weeks. Bachelorette party guests will think the Blowup Penis Ring Toss Game is hilarious. Set the Inflatable Penis Ring Toss Game up in your rec room or outside, and let the games begin. The Inflatable Penis Ring Toss Game comes with six colorful rings for the bachelorette and guests to chuck at the penis. Get out some penis aggression and have a great time playing this awesome game at the bachelorette party.

The Realistic Penis Pistol

The Realistic Penis Pistol Very rarely do you get to delight and gross out your friends in the very same moment, but the Penis Pistol makes this oxymoron possible! The Realistic Penis Pistol is a water gun that looks like a penis. It's 3 inches long, and just over an inch in diameter. Hold onto the balls and pull the trigger: you'll be squirting your friends in no time. The Realistic Penis Pistol fills through a hole in its side. Be creative and fill it with whatever you like: water, milk, coconut water, yogurt. You get the idea. You can buy a few Penis Pistols for the girls at your party and have an all out war. Penis Pistols are perfect for house or outdoor parties. 1 Penis Pistol per package.

Bachelorette Sash – White Flashing

Bachelorette Sash - White Flashing Light up your bachelorette with the Flashing White Bachelorette Sash! This pretty, silky sash is white with shiny magenta lettering that spells out "Bachelorette." It features five flashing LED lights that are sure to make your bachelorette stand out. Dress the bachelorette in the Flashing White Bachelorette Sash for the bachelorette party, no matter where your party is. Sashes are great because they go with any outfit and fit most bachelorettes.

Pink Sash Set – 8 Sashes for the Bridal Party

Pink Sash Set - 8 Sashes for the Bridal Party Check out these adorable pink and silver sashes! The Bridal Party Sash Set is an affordable option for those who want to send their girls out in style on the cheap. The Bridal Party Sash set includes every sash you'll need for your bridal party: 4 Bridesmaid Sashes Mother of the Bride Sash Mother of the Groom Sash Flower Girl Sash Maid of Honor Sash These sashes are made of a nice foil that should last the whole night. The Bridal Party Sash Set sashes feature flower designs and are pink with silver and white detailing. This sash set is perfect for the bachelorette party or a bridal shower. Don't forget to pick up a separate sash for your bachelorette! This set does NOT include a Bride To Be or Bachelorette Sash. Visit our page of Sashes, Boas and Necklaces to find the perfect sash for your bride to be.

Edible Crotchless Gummy Underwear for Him

Edible Crotchless Gummy Underwear for Him The Edible Crotchless Gummy Underwear are a gummy addicts dream come true! These crotchless underwear are made out of a gummy that tastes like a sour patch kid. Does it sound too good to be true? Maybe it is. Do you really want someone gnawing and chewing that close to your junk? We like the strawberry Edible Crotchless Gummy Underwear for him because they actually taste good, and they're sure to get a laugh. These panties make a great gag gift for the bachelor-send him off to his honeymoon in style.

Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker

Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. That isn't exactly most women's ideal idea of the perfect penis. But what if I tell you it's chocolate, and it tastes great, features realistic detailing, and has a sultry smooth black color? Now we're talking. See, I thought you'd like the Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker. The Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker is creamy and tasty. This may very well be the tastiest penis you ever put in your mouth. It's just like the suckers your grandma used to make from chocolate molds, only a lot more phallic. (We think. We hope.) Package contains 1 Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker.

Bachelorette Sash – White

Bachelorette Sash - White Make sure everyone you see knows who the bachelorette is! The White Bachelorette Sash is a shiny white sash with big, red, cursive lettering that reads "Bachelorette." Lined with bright pink and purple stripes, this bachelorette party sash celebrates your bachelorette on her big night out. At Bachelorette.com, we like sashes because they can easily slip on over your bachelorette's favorite outfit. They look just as cute over a little black dress as they do over jeans and fit most women. 1 White Bachelorette Sash.

Pink Penis Centerpiece

Pink Penis Centerpiece What will you use to adorn the table at your bachelorette party? You've been to countless weddings and baby showers where beautiful flowers were prominently featured. Or maybe tables were decorated with candles or party favors. These types of table decorations really make the atmosphere festive. Recreate that kind of excitement with the Pink Penis Centerpiece. You'll shed tears of pride when you hear your amazed guests whisper: "Wow, that Penis Centerpiece really brings that table together." The Pink Penis Centerpiece is about two feet tall and colored bright magenta and white. It says Bachelorette Party around the middle.

Bridal Cupcake Wrappers and Toppers – 24

Bridal Cupcake Wrappers and Toppers - 24 The Bridal Cupcake Wrappers and Toppers are a set of super-cute cupcake wrappers and cupcake toppers for the bachelorette party or bridal shower. These Bridal Cupcake Wrappers and Toppers come with 12 black tuxedo cupcake wrappers that say "Happily Ever After," and 12 pink lace cupcake wrappers that say the same thing on the bottom. In this set you also get 24 cupcake toppers, which are cute cardboard cutouts on toothpicks. This set features a bride and groom topper, a champagne topper, a wedding cake topper, and a pair of rings. You'll get six of each type of topper, for a total of 24. The Bridal Cupcake Wrappers and Toppers are so cute for a bachelorette party or bridal shower! Make your usual cupcakes and use this set to dress them up.