Sometimes in life, you just need to smack your lover about a bit. It's not politically correct, and it's not going to get any support from feminist or equal rights groups, but we're definitely not saying that just women need to be smacked around: men could sure use it too. Thankfully, books like Fifty Shades of Grey have made it perfectly acceptable to punish your lover physically, under the guise of S&M. Hey, whatever you want to call it, let's get to it. The Feather Riding Crop is the perfect device for whipping your lover into shape. This long riding crop inflicts perfect spanks, and then soothes them with a feather tickler (if you feel like being nice). Try the Feather Riding Crop on your lover's back, bottom, thighs and chest. Be creative and respect your lover's boundaries as you punish them for not doing the dishes.