Some people are weirded out by cock rings. Yeah, plain old cock rings. We recommend those people stay the hell away from the Scorpion Cock Ring. The Scorpion Penis Ring is not only a vibrating cock ring; it has a long tail that curls around your bum. The tail can even be inserted into the anus, if you're into having fake scorpion tails in your butt. Someone has to be. We recommend using the Scorpion Cock Ring while listening to the Scorpions' "Winds of Change," and watching the Rock movie, "The Scorpion King." This way you'll have the most scorpion power possible. We'd say use it in the presence of real live scorpions, but that seems dangerous. The Scorpion Cock Ring vibrates, which is a little different than a real scorpion. It's also bright pink, making it slightly more aesthetically pleasing than your average scorpion. We carry this weird sex toy at ShopInPrivate.com because we found it entertaining; we hope you do too.

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