Have you ever felt like you needed to pour beer from your (non-existent) dick? I mean, if penises poured beer, the world would be a better place. Blowjobs would definitely be more prevalent. Sex would come with a nice buzz. Enter Brew Ballz. The Strap-On Brew Ballz are the ultimate drinking accessory. This plastic dick wears just like your favorite strap-on (just kidding, we know it's impossible to pick a favorite). Instead of a dildo, you'll brandish a large, empty cock that holds up to 24 ounces of beer! Give the dick-shaped container a good squeeze, and it will piss out some beer. Put it straight into the bachelorette's mouth, or into a cup. Can you imagine the photos and drunken good times with this one? Brew Ballz guarantees hilarity. Adjustable strap wears around your hips. Penis fills through a small hole at the top.